It is roughly 7:30 in the morning and I have already (1) cleaned the litter boxes and fed the cats; (2) had breakfast; (3) spent 5 minutes photographing the next door neighbor's magnolia tree; (4) folded one load of laundry and ran a second; (5) changed the sheets on my bed; and (6) been to the grocery store.
It is a lot, and I have not even been to work yet. After a full day at work, I am supposed to have dinner with a woman I met on Tinder. Yes, I'm that asshole who is actually trying to find someone to date, not just fuck, on Tinder.
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