Tuesday, April 2, 2019

April 2

Most nights, I wake up at least once. This morning, I rolled over and saw the alarm clock (yes, I'm one of ~those people~ who still owns an alarm clock) flashing 1:06 (a.m.). I realized what had awoken me was the snoring of my cats, who were nestled on one side of the bed. My next thought was that having a lady friend would probably be pointless because there is just not enough room in the bed for me, Pumpkin, Ghost, and one other person. I am *not* telling Pumpkin or Ghost to leave.

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