I have a theory that you can determine how complicated a person's life is by the number of keys they own. Me? I own three - one for the front door to my house, one for the side door through the garage, and a car key. That's it. That's the list. Although she will probably be the last person I ever feel romantic love toward, Special Lady Friend had a key ring that would put Schneider from One Day At A Time to shame. Her life was super complicated, mine was as simple as it comes. I guess it never stood a chance of working out between us.
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You need to get your doors keyed alike. (2 keys)
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