Saturday, July 13, 2019

July 13

God does have a sense of humor. Want proof? Somehow, the following body was created - it stands an average 5 feet 9 inches. It is hairless on top, but otherwise covered in fur. The body's arms are lanky and thin, the wrists can be circled with a thumb and middle finger. The nose is oversized, the lips are full, the ears, like small satellites. At the base are flat, wide, size 11 feet, giving the body a clownish effect when shoes are placed on it. It is as if a bunch of misplaced pieces on a Mr. Potato Head were haphazardly used to put this one together.

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