The Patriots lost last night. That pleased me. I am not as into sports as I was when I was younger, but it's enough with the Patriots. Like, EVERYONE outside of New England is rejoicing and no one will ever question Brady's greatness or the singular achievement of winning six titles in 19 years, but just go away. You cheated, you were underhanded, you exploited loopholes in the rule book. Your legacy is, let us just say, mixed. Your starting quarterback is a MAGA-hat wearing cyborg. Your head coach has been caught cheating, repeatedly. Your owner is a multi-billionaire who is so cheap he went to a jack shack not once but twice instead of finding a discreet escort who could have taken care of him in the privacy of his own home. And now, he's throwing high priced lawyers at the problem to keep the video of his jerk off sessions hidden from public view instead of admitting his guilt. But you had your run, your fans should be able to live the rest of their lives simply saying "scoreboard." Good bye.
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