Wednesday, February 27, 2019

February 27

The worst thing you can say to someone who is single is "I can't believe you are (still) single." It is the kind of thing that sounds like a compliment - you are so desirable, smart, funny, witty, or attractive, how is it you have not been scooped up? - but what people like me hear when you say it is "MY GOD THERE MUST BE SOMETHING WRONG WITH YOU." Obviously, if you are a "catch" and remain uncaught, something is amiss. So, keep your opinions to yourself. I know I am damaged, and questioning why I am single just reminds me of my flaws.

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